There is muffled shouting coming from the apartment next door that sounds an awful lot like a zombie transformation.
If I’m not here in a couple hours, you know why.
I honestly thought for a while that maybe I wasn’t going to watch Game of Thrones this year. I still haven’t watched the season three finale.
But then I see gifs on my dash of all my favorite ladies and I know.
to the people who never followed me during game of thrones season?
welcome to the most intense 10 weeks of your life.
Shake your head, laugh, walk away, and then never speak with them again.
It’s funny that a guy would say that since the parts of sex that are most likely to get a woman off are the parts he would apparently qualify as “masturbation.” Penetration alone is statistically less likely to make the vast majority of women orgasm.
But I guess you can’t automatically expect a man to know what makes a woman come.
fuck you if you think people don’t deserve food and water and care just for existing.
capitalism makes you believe you’re worthless without money
so we believe people without money/possessions have no worth
and people without a home with a nice phone deserves to be treated poorly
because if they didn’t have that iphone they could just have a house and a car and all those other things like you right?