black widow/ Чёрная вдова/ chernaya vdova/ natalia alianovna romanova/ natasha romanoff
LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOUR TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD EDITION OK
what is in that box?
#this says so much about each of their plans #may is going to survive on that island; kill its beasts and live on their meat #trip is getting out with a sat phone someone’s going to pick him up he has faith someone will get him #fitz has no fucking idea simmons is the smarter one ask her #simmons has been dreaming of this moment her whole life #skye also has no fucking idea but her laptop hasn’t failed her so far???? #ward is like may but he doesn’t think he will have to survive for that long #he has finite ammo he believes someone will come for him too #this scene (via maximoff)
Guys, gals, humans, humanoids, friends— the only thing Skye knows about Melinda May’s whereabouts is Ward told her May had walked out and left them. Skye thinks Melinda May is dead and that Ward killed her.
i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”
Or we could just stop stereotyping people.
annakendrick47 Sorry for all the sexiness I’m serving in my warming clothes between scenes. #CAKE #WhatsUpLadies #NightShoots #SweatpantTuxedo (x)
It’s at least like 65% Cuz’s fault.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. [High School AU], Skye/Simmons; PG-13
Jemma is a good girl, top of her class, who always obeys the rules and does what’s right.
Unfortunately this time the two might not go exactly hand-in-hand and she may have to bend — but never quite break! — a few rules in order to help out a friend. (When you think of it that way, it’s a very good thing that Skye seems so bendable.)
Let’s play a game.
Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.
you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never
Oh, hi Tony!
Reblogged just for the shot of Avengers Tower. Also the fact that, for a few minutes there, Tony Stark’s life was in Steve Rogers hands. Think this makes up for the bomb Tony saved everyone from?
Me in the theater: “Derp derp, Steve is going to save the day, wow explosions look at all the explosions wow Sam don’t fight Crossbones that is a bad, derp hey look they’re targeting people, why is the President on the Hill that’s dumb get into a bunker continuity of government is so fucked right n—HOLY SHIT IS THAT STARK TOWER? SHIT FUCK IS THAT TONY??? SAVE THAT DOT STEVEN. SAVE THAT ONE DOT IN PARTICULAR OR SO HELP ME GOD.”
an apt description of my reaction too